After a long drive, a couple decided to stop at a fancy hotel for some rest. Upon checking out, they were presented with a bill for $350.
“This must be a mistake,” the husband said. “We barely stayed here!”
“No mistake,” the male receptionist said cheerfully. “The fee includes access to our Olympic pool, spa, and conference center.”
“But we didn’t use any of that!”
“Yes, but they were available to you,” he replied with a grin.
The husband scribbled a check for $50 and handed it to him.
“This is only $50,” he said, puzzled.
“That’s right. I’m charging you $300 for sleeping with my wife.”
“But I didn’t!” he protested.
“Well,” the husband said with a shrug, “she was available!”